Time Flies When You’re Stressed!

by The Philosophical Fish

So, a few weeks ago we decided that we really do need to get this over with, so we are going to go ahead and do the wedding thing.

Gasp!

I never really cared if I got married or not. And after almost 23 years in the same relationship, why fix what isn’t broken. The only thing is we keep getting hassled over it. We did get engaged four years ago, and that was good for some fun. Stirred the pot a bit.

So here we go at long last. But no long planning for us, no sir. We have 44 days left to get this thing off the ground and it wouldn’t happen without our stellar friend and Major General Miss Patricia! She’s whipping us into shape and somehow we are going to have to find a way to thank her, because if it was left up to us….it just wouldn’t ever happen…I think we’ve proven that fact well enough.

So now the real stress begins.

Guest list
Invitations
Cake
Dress
Suit
Rings
Flowers
Dishes
Venue
Food
Drink
…………..and on and on

How do you keep it small and not hurt anyone’s feelings? How do you offer drinks and not go broke in the process? How do you deal with divorced parents? How do you find a cake for less than $500!!!

Holy crap! I see many tears and frustrations on the horizon!!!

And so it begins…..