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There are certain immeasurable truths in this world.
- Rice A Roni “is” the San Francisco treat
- I “am” stuck on BandAid and BandAid is stuck on me
- Mikey “likes” it!
- NyQuil is the nightime, sneezing, sniffling, coughing, aching, stuffy head, fever, so you can rest medicine
- “Choosy” mothers choose Jif
- Bounty is the quicker picker upper
- And the theme song for Hockey Night in Canada is our second national anthem
Even if I don’t particularly like hockey, the thought that the song will not be played on CBC in the future is somewhat tragic. I mean, it’s even on my phone as a distinctive ring when the other half calls (he’s a goalie)